Ahh, that age old question (accusation) that makes for an awkward conversation. We don’t want that and you don’t need that. Here are a few outlandish responses to match the outlandish situation.


1. “Wait..what?”

2. [Get down on your knees, fake like you’re scrubbing the floor and hum the melody of  “Wade in the Water”]

3. [Blink in rapid succession so the inquirer thinks you’re having a seizure]

4.[Start singing a very loud, rough rendition of Indie Arie’s “I Am Not My Hair.”]

5. “Sorry, can you rephrase the question?”

6. “Yes, why yes it is (in a British accent)”

7. [Calmly start taking your hair out]

8. [Pause thoughtfully and start streaming Chris Rock’s “Good Hair” on a smartphone or tablet near you.]

9. [Recite one of the more complicated spells from Harry Potter ]

10. [Again, blink in rapid succession so the inquirer thinks you’re having a seizure…]